cup of tea
4:53 Wed Nov 29
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*pisses in trousers*
Oh fuck!
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tr3bor
4:44 Wed Nov 29
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My GP told me the only thing to do to keep your prostate in check is when you pee, half way through hold it for 5 secs then relsease. If you can do that- you're fine.
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ammerman
4:43 Wed Nov 29
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i agree
i wank several times a day , the only reason being is to ensure my prostate stays healthy....
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J.Riddle
3:24 Wed Nov 29
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Ohh and although most may not consider themselves a wanker, you better start becoming a right wanker everyday make no mistake.
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Kelly Smunt
3:00 Wed Nov 29
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The test itself is no real biggie, hopefully you'll get the 'thumbs up!'
;o)
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J.Riddle
2:42 Wed Nov 29
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madeeasy 2:23 Wed Nov 29
Blood test once a year. If you have enlarged prostate benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) then best get fingered :-)
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cup of tea
2:39 Wed Nov 29
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What happened to Muggy Bonehead I and II ?
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Muggy Bonehead III
2:38 Wed Nov 29
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why so ofensive exile. i recken you doff complane to much. sounds like you like to gargle gonad juice. your bizness i just dont wanna see it. ok?
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the exile
2:30 Wed Nov 29
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Muggy Bonehead - are you really a fucking Neanderthal or just trying to live up to your stupid username?
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ludo21
2:23 Wed Nov 29
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I remember listening to an horrific radio 4 programme about prostate cancer and checking for it a couple of years back. Basically said that the 'finger test' only had about a 10% chance of discovering an issue as only a very small area can be 'probed'.
Can't remember all of the detail now but it was a pretty depressing listen.... thousands are given the all clear when that isn't really the case (apparently).
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madeeasy
2:23 Wed Nov 29
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J.Riddle 2:02 Wed Nov 29
I was told on an over 40's health check that they do prostate. i said i'd rather not but if i have to I suppose I should. she said don't worry we do it by blood tests now.
Are you saying i need another blood test to check if it has gone up or not?
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cup of tea
2:20 Wed Nov 29
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Had mine checked last year, all normal. My main concern was the doc taking his finger out and havingit covered in excess shit and sweetcorn!
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E12Hammer
2:20 Wed Nov 29
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Im hoping that my years of frequent and daily masturbation will keep my prostrate healthy.
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J.Riddle
2:08 Wed Nov 29
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Fivetide 2:06 Wed Nov 29
Hope you shook his hand after.
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Fivetide
2:06 Wed Nov 29
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The worry you are now having is the worst part. The exam itself is quick and painless, if a bit embarassing. It shouldn't be embarassing, but it is a bit. I apologised to the doctor for having to do it. He rightly pointed out that this was easy and he had to do a hell of a lot worse.
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J.Riddle
2:02 Wed Nov 29
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madeeasy 1:44 Wed Nov 29
So I understand the blood test is to see if you have raised PSA level. The physical exam is to feel if there are any irregularities such as cysts possibly cancerous. So both need to be done, but seems neither are completely accurate.
1 out of every 2 men over 60 have Prostate Cancer, but most die of another cause.
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madeeasy
1:48 Wed Nov 29
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My ex father in law had prostate problems and took green tea capsules, as he didn't want to drink green tea.
He was also told to have grated lemon with his dinner.
he did these things and he no longe has a problem.
Well he does have a problem as he is a cunt, along with his daughter, but these aren't prostate related, more just being fucking in-bred cunts.
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madeeasy
1:44 Wed Nov 29
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You can have it tested through a blood test nowadays. no one finger glove anymore....
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Muggy Bonehead III
1:39 Wed Nov 29
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you qweer mate? you will be. some smelly asian or african docters gonna fist you and have a feel round your recktum and you come out the other side full on bender. give it a swurve son. i wood rather get canser and keep my dignitty as a man than go gay just to live a few more yeras. i wood say man up but thats exactly what your gonna get you closet cocksuckin bum bandit
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Northern Sold
1:37 Wed Nov 29
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Yeah sorry meant PSA... yeah spot on J.R... hence why the biopsy (if offered) is the best way to rest easy...
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J.Riddle
1:33 Wed Nov 29
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Apparently 2 out of 10 men who have cancer also have a normal PSA less than 4 ng/ml.
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